What to Do When He Doesn’t Text Back (Drop Him)

Ladies, ladies, ladies.

DON’T freak out, do NOT text again asking

if he got your message

if he is still mad at you for

not going over the night before

and doing your laundry instead

that will send him running for the

hills, ladies, don’t do that

but if it’s the kind of guy who’d run

drop his ass!

Wait 48 hours if your text

warranted a response, such as a question

but if not, like a meme? 24 hours is plenty

but regardless of this you should absolutely 

drop him, girl.

And while you wait your 24 or 48 hours

occupy yourself with other activities

like Googling, Why Didn’t He Text Back

check to see if you are still following each other.

Take up a whole new hobby

like knitting with fur on camera

you could use your

newly found YouTube fame

to catch the attention of 

another successful YouTuber

who will definitely text you back

so you can and should

drop that first guy, girlfriend.

Remember, there are 

many many many reasons

he may not have texted back

but mostly likely

he is dead

and you should drop him

because who wants a guy like that?